A refrigerator is a place where you store leftovers until they are ready to be thrown out.

Leftovers make you feel good twice. First, when you put them away, you feel thrifty and intelligent: “I’m saving food.” Then a month later when blue hair is growing out of the ham, and you throw it away, you feel really intelligent: “I’m saving my life.”
George Carlin

My wife does wonderful things with leftovers. She throws them away.
Herb Shriner

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