A refrigerator is a place where you store leftovers until they are ready to be thrown out.
Leftovers make you feel good twice. First, when you put them away, you feel thrifty and intelligent: “I’m saving food.” Then a month later when blue hair is growing out of the ham, and you throw it away, you feel really intelligent: “I’m saving my life.”
— George Carlin
My wife does wonderful things with leftovers. She throws them away.
— Herb Shriner
Better Than Gold
Improve the quality of your handshake. It is an instant barometer of your sense of self-worth and self-esteem and can instantly boost your credibility.
— Brian Koslow