A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of twenty-five-watt bulbs in business.
— Shelley Berman
Fifteen cents of every twenty-cent stamp goes for storage.
— Louis Rukeyser
You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holster and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges: the old ones, grub.
— George Bernard Shaw
Better Than Gold
Before a person can achieve the kind of life he wants, he must think, act, walk, talk and conduct himself in all of his affairs as would the person he wishes to become.
— Zig Ziglar
