When politicians come up with a solution to your problem, you have two problems.
— J. Kesner Kahn
That’s a good question. Let me try to evade you.
— Paul Tsongas, after being asked a question during his presidential run in ’92
Alliance: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pocket that they cannot separately plunder a third.
— Ambrose Bierce
Better Than Gold
The magic formula in human relations is simple – when you begin to dislike someone, do something nice for him.
— John Sherman