My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
— Erma Bombeck
Any child who is anxious to mow the lawn is too young to do it.
— Bob Phillips
My kids learn how to operate a computer but never learn how to use a clothes hanger.
— Andy Tate
Better Than Gold
Never underestimate the power of one small step forward. One move on your part can cause a chain of events that you could never have predicted.
— Deborah Shaw