My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
Erma Bombeck

Any child who is anxious to mow the lawn is too young to do it.
Bob Phillips

My kids learn how to operate a computer but never learn how to use a clothes hanger.
Andy Tate

Better Than Gold
Never underestimate the power of one small step forward. One move on your part can cause a chain of events that you could never have predicted.
Deborah Shaw

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